Ig: chidoann
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
— (via tullipsink)
"It has made me better, loving you."
— (via tullipsink)
I’m the sleepiest girl you’ll ever meet if u tell me lets take a nap I be with it any time of the day
"Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering."
— Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via hplyrikz)
